-- Mariah Carey has another Christmas album coming out (pictured left). Great photoshopping: she hasn't been that skinny since 1991!
-- Tom Cruise's favorite lesbian gets hitched.
-- Pearl Jam frontman finally marries his baby-momma (and millions of women say, "Awww...")
-- Why you'll never catch me buying any L.A.M.B. clothing. My eyes are now bleeding.
-- As if Mondays don't suck enough, it turns out I'm older than The Mary Tyler Moore Show. Happy 40th!
-- Cousin Eddie is at it again! Sharing his gene pool with this whack-job can't be helping Dennis's career.
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